Weekly Roundup for June 25, 2006 - July 1, 2006

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married in Australia; I’ll be sure to post about them again if they ever get divorced. Jessica Simpson proved that she’s still as hot as ever on her “Public Affair” single cover (the song isn’t half bad, either). I video blogged about Lindsay Lohan partying too much, Naomi Campbell beating down another employee, and Brooke Hogan releasing her music video “About Us” featuring Paul Wall. Paris Hilton wore half gloves to go along with her half brain. It turns out that Katie Cassidy has become kind of a whore. Britney Spears posed naked for Harpers Bazaar Magazine; the airbrush artist was obviously paid for hundreds of hours of overtime. I video blogged again, this time about Lindsay Lohan scaring little children, Ashlee Simpson getting offered to pose for Playboy, and Jodie Marsh showing off her big square titties. Paris Hilton found out that she can’t fly with circus animals, even though she’s probably one herself. Somebody “stole” some happy family photos of Britney, Kevin, and Sean, and Britney revealed that she’s trying to save her marriaged by moving back to Louisiana. And finally, Pamela Anderson posed naked for PETA.

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