Paris Hilton can’t fly with circus animals

Paris Hilton apparently had to drive to Los Angeles because airline officials told her she couldn’t bring six animals on the plane with her. Paris explains:

I bought, like, a monkey, a tiger and some ferrets. I tried to bring them on a commercial flight and they wouldn’t let me fly with all the animals. They said it wasn’t a travelling circus. So I had to drive all the way home from Vegas in the limo with all these animals, there was like six. It was a lot.

When I first read about this, I assumed it was a joke, but it turns out that she actually did say something that utterly stupid. Which probably shouldn’t surprise me anymore. I’m not sure if they were denying Paris the flight because she herself looks like a circus animal, or because of the animals she had in tow with her. I’m guessing both.