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Britney Spears is naked

Posted on June 28th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Naked Celebrities, Topless Celebrities



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I can’t even begin to figure out where things went wrong in this photoshoot that Britney Spears did for Harper’s Bazaar magazine. I’m assuming she wanted to do a really classy photoshoot that shows off the beauty of pregnancy (like Demi Moore did), but you have to actually have some class in order to do something like that. And you also should probably dye your eyebrows the same color as your hair. The only picture that kind of works is the one with that cage thing over her face, except that the cage should encase her entire body, and she should be shipped off to a distant galaxy so we never have to look at a photoshoot like this again.

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32 Responses to “Britney Spears is naked”
jRob says:

I don’t like them at all.

Allison says:

LOL I didn’t even notice the eyebrows until you said something!

LeXi says:

She looks really weird in them.

anonymous says:

if it wasnt brittney spears i would think they werent bad but because its her i think they are

Lead says:

So it comes to this? So she needs money this bad?

Sorceressss says:

These are pretty bad…. she just seems to sink lower with every passing week.

moffl says:

OH MY GOD I THINK SHE LOOKS STUNNING AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!
great pictures, classy and sexy.
she’ll be back better than ever.
Loves it.

abbott says:

I wanted Britney to go away. Have the baby. make up her mind about kevin. Then have a wonderful come back. But I hate to say it. You can not steal another woman’s man……and think nothing going to happen!!!! karma is a bitch. What goes around comes around.

Jess says:

Oh for the love of god…

I’m going to have nightmares.

Allyson says:

I think the top 3 pics look great, but think they start to look a little trashy on the bottom 3 with the Morticia dress and the plastic hooker platforms. She looks wonderful with dark hair, if anyone at all in her group cares anything about her, they’ll urge her to keep the dark hair.

k says:

She looks great. Much, much better than the trailer park garb she was in when she did the Dateline interview.

Jen says:

I think she looks beautiful, but I do wish they had darkened her eyebrows. I love the one with Sp, he is such a cute baby. The dark hair is flattering on her.

Jordon says:

I think Britney looks stunning.

Tiffany says:

These are, by far, the best pictures I’ve seen of her in what seems like years. Although I agree with the whole eyebrow fiasco, I think she hasn’t looked better in a while.

Meewah says:

Congratulations to whoever did the photoshop job. Totally took care of her cellulite, stretch marks and wobbly bits. Kudos, photoshop, kudos.

e says:

I could not agree more with the person above. Such an amazing photoshop job.

Tara says:

Meewah–the first thing I thought of was “You, too, can look amazing and classy with just one program!”

Sebring says:

Take a look at how much fat they’ve chopped off her for this photo shoot. Its unbelievable.

Marcie says:

Wow, dyed hair and fake nails, I wonder is she is smoking and drinking too. Or perhaps smoking crack. That’s classy with a “K”…ya’ll.

Mel says:

Ok, here’s the thing… It is reccommended that PREGNANT WOMEN NOT DYE THEIR HAIR !!! And BTW great Photoshop job.

me says:

Back when Demi posed, everyone thought she was trashy, etc too, and that her pics were tacky. Time and moving away for some years has helped her image.

Chaz says:

Wow, she doesnt look the same, so trashy, GO britney!
She kinda looks like katie holmes

Mark says:

You people are idiots-don’t say anything unless you know what you are talking about. Before dying her hair, Britney consulted her doctor to see if it was alright, he gave her the go ahead. Also, she used vegetable oil to dye her hair. And also, I have gotten in contact with the photographer and his syndicate. I have been told that when they retouch images, all that is fixed is the texture of the skin, and the coloring of the images, as well as the removal of dust and scratches from the scan. You people are ridiculous.

Megan says:

You can dye your hair with whatever you want in the 2nd trimester, and most doctors will allow it before that.

So what if they photoshopped it a little, a lot, or not at all? Most covers have some kind of airbrushing or photoshopping done on them. Nobody is perfect.

Kay says:

Can I just say… a guy whose job it is to photoshop celebrities came to speak at my school, and believe you me, seeing the before and after photos, they do wayy more than “fix the texture of the skin”. That said… she looks quite decent, especially in comparison to a certain recent talk show appearance.

heather says:

Actually, they can do amazing things with photoshop. Youcan strech legs and torsos to make them look thinner…smooth out fat from curves…you can seriously give people an entirely new body with a good photoshop program. Which is what they did with her. She doesnt look like this. Not even CLOSE.

heather says:

and mark…OF COURSE the people who took these pictures will tell you they barely touched them up. She WANTS people to think she looks like this. Why in Gods name would they tell some Joe Shmoe down the street that “oh ya…we wittled about 30 pounds off her ass to make her look good.” Would kinda defeat the image cleanup shes trying to do with these shots…

matrage says:

My eyes my poor eyes they are burning. Please go away Britney and never come back

thanks

Janic says:

heather: ROFLMFAO at “Why in Gods name would they tell some Joe Shmoe down the street that “oh ya…we wittled about 30 pounds off her ass to make her look good.”” That was great…. she looks o k a y, I’m sure she looked terrible pre-photoshop but in the finished product she looks better than I’ve seen her in a while…

Hil says:

The look on her face and the position of her body in the first pic say, “Oops! You caught me changing again! But since my eyebrows are too faint for you to see my suprise, I’ll do a cheesy smile and cock my head to the side!”

Suzanne says:

She looks great in these pics.. photo shop or no photoshop.. we all know she has potential to be beautiful so it shouldnt be that big of a surprise.. Im happy shes getting back on her feet and trying to improve her image

cracker jacks says:

y in the world did she die her hair she looked great with blonde but whatever its her choice. whatever she likes. although its not entirely awefull but i still prefer blonde. and as for yall with the photoshop comments, mark is partly right they do MOSTLY mess around with the skin but they do still take off pounds. but only a few because theres a maximum of how much u take off.like u cant go past 15 i think. or somethin along those lines anyway.

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