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Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like pretty people

Posted on June 19th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like to be around people that are prettier than her, which is basically everyone.

We’re told that Lohan’s bodyguard has been known to usher away young beauties who sit at her banquette, even if they’re with her friends. Our spy claims the bodyguard confessed to enforcing the rule while pleading with a nightclub nymph to find a perch somewhere else.

So I’m guessing by the end of the night, Lindsay was left sitting by herself. Unless Kimberly Stewart was there. Then she was probably sitting with her. Because Kimberly Stewart is the only other celebrity I can think of who has even worse fashion sense, even less skin pigment, and an even more inverted chest than Lindsay Lohan.

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13 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like pretty people”
anonymous says:

how rude of her

Allison says:

I don’t like her shirt.

LeXi says:

LOL I know girls that do that so that they look more attractive in comparison to their friends.

Anonymous says:

Right now, Lindsay is the town bicycle, offering free rides to anyone. Unfortuantely, the poor dear doesn’t realize that in a couple years, once every has had their turn with her, she’s going to be a wretched, booze soaked, chain smoking, has been . For someone so young, she’s already showing signs of wear and tear.

Kay says:

Jordan, hon, I can’t help wondering why you devote so much of your energies updating about la Lohan if you truly feel that she so unnatractive, untalented, and what have you. What is this, reaction formation?
http://changingminds.org/explanations/behaviors/coping/reaction_formation.htm

Lead says:

I think that’s a dress, and by the way go easy on the orange tan.

Jordan Johnson says:

Nope, it’s just a gossip site, Kay. Most of my posts are tongue-in-cheek anyway. =)

Merber says:

dur

Jess says:

Wait, in a few years she’s going to be a wretched, booze-soaked, chain smoking has-been?

That’s how I would describe her now…. except I would add “talentless” to the list of adjectives.

Anonymous says:

Yes Jess, you’re absolutely right…I was on such a roll I forgot about one of the most important characteristics, talent! I’m sure we could come up with a few more if we brainstormed..hahah.

divaliciousbitch says:

she doesnt lyk pretty people cuz shes a dog

SpiralDarkSeraphim says:

I think she could be very attractive…however, she is a cunt. She is mean, self absorbed, and she does indeed have bad fashion sense.

She parties too much, she’s obsessed with getting in cat fights with other young celebrities…she has very little acting talent.

She would do better if she were a nice person.

Chris says:

men take her (free) cunt, enjoy some publicity if they want and move on. period.
obviously that´s the best she manages to get out of this, her fault (business). the market is shared by the four girls now. not too long any more - some young houngry flesh is coming up

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