Brandon Davis has no friends
Posted on June 19th, 2006 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Brandon Davis, Lindsay Lohan
Brandon Davis has checked himself into rehab at the urging of his family for the following reasons:
1. They think it would be a good PR move.
2. He’s been turned away at a lot of LA clubs since the firecrotch incident.
3. His grandmother, Barbara Davis, is having trouble securing A-listers to participate in her annual Carousel Ball in October.
Because when your family’s PR is low and grandma can’t get high-profile celebrities to attend her functions, you know it’s time to go into rehab. Huh? What’s that? You think people go into rehab for health-related reasons? You, my friend, obviously have no idea what it’s like to be famous for doing nothing.
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Posted on June 19th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Boo. Hey im finally the 1st person to comment…
I’m not sure if i feel sorry for the dude, he is really spoiled.