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Lindsay Lohan might be dating Brandon Davis

Posted on June 7th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Brandon Davis, Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan might be boning dating Brandon Davis, even though he verbally berated her just a few days ago.

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating with man who labelled her “fire crotch”.

Oil-heir Brandon Davis blasted the ‘Mean Girls’ star in a recent videotaped diatribe mocking the colour of her pubic hair and slamming her personal hygiene.

However, a source overheard Davis’ grandmother telling guests at saxophonist Kenny G’s Malibu birthday party on Saturday (03.06.06): “Brandon is dating Lindsay now!”

However, Lohan’s spokesperson, Leslie Sloane, has dismissed rumours of a romance - although she did confirm the pair had kissed and made up.

She told America’s New York Post newspaper: “Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon’s apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together.

“Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas.”

And when they say “is reportedly dating Brandon Davis”, I’m pretty sure they mean “is reportedly sleeping with Brandon Davis”, because let’s face it, who hasn’t boned Lindsay Lohan? When your own spokesperson practically calls you a whore in an official statement, you really can’t become any sluttier. Even the janitor at my old schools claims that he fooled around with her, and sadly, he wouldn’t be considered one of the scummier guys she’s slept with.

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8 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan might be dating Brandon Davis”
jRob says:

That wouldn’t surprise me.

Allison says:

Wow, Lindsay really gets around.

Tim says:

“Dating several men who live overseas”? Way to make Lindsay look innocent there, Leslie.

Lead says:

I’m confused? I know it’s none of my business, but…how many men is she sleeping with simultaneously? “men overseas'’ Ahahaha what the hell

mel says:

Firecrotch is considered a delicacy overseas.

Anonymous says:

Well every rich heir to an oil fortune is entitled to “slum it” every once in a while. This way he doesn’t have to search the trailer parks.

Rachel says:

I read “Oil-heir Brandon Davis” as “Oil hair”, then I realized I was an idiot, but then I realized the latter was halarious.

This was a very productive day.

oumar says:

beautuful

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