Lindsay Lohan wants Brandon Davis to donate to charity or whatever

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t happy with Brandon Davis’s apology for what he said about her nether regions and stuff, so now she wants him to donate $250,000 to charity to make up for it.

Sometime loose cannon Lindsay Lohan is keeping her cool, relatively speaking, about billion-heir Brandon Davis’ bizarre videotaped tirade that ricochetedaround the Web a couple of weeks ago.

If you missed it, the vid, shot outside a Hollywood nightclub, had Davis loudly slagging Lohan’s hygiene, her anatomy and her income. Maybe Lohan is mad, but she’s also getting even, according to In Touch.

A week after the incident, Brandon sent a written apology, but Lindsay reportedly saw that as “too little, too late.” Behind closed doors, Lindsay is reportedly demanding a video apology, as well as a $250,000 donation to a charity of her choice.

I wish I had $250,000 lying around to donate to charity and stuff. Except then I’d just donate it to myself and buy a kickass car. And then I’d ride around in it and say mean things about celebrities like Lindsay, because I’d just buy new friends if she didn’t accept my apology.