Nicole Richie has a fat nose

Nicole Richie really, really wants a nose job.

‘The Simple Life’ star says she’d give anything to change the shape of her nose.

She is quoted in Britain’s TV Hits magazine as saying: “If I could change anything about myself it would be my nose. I see a lot of nose jobs in LA but it’s a big decision.”

I’m guessing her nose is the only thing on her body left with a tiny bit of fat on it, and that’s why she’s so desperate to get rid of it. I mean, if your nose’s width was more than half the size of your waist, you’d want to get a nose job too, right? Right.