David and Victoria Beckham want a girl

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are gonna stand up when they have sex from now on.

Victoria and David Beckham are considering having sex standing up - to guarantee they have a baby girl.

Football ace David - who has three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, with his super-slim wife - is reportedly so desperate for a little girl he’s started researching ways to dictate a baby’s sex.

A source told Britain’s Grazia magazine: “David is really keen for Victoria to have another baby. But he wants a girl. And when David wants something, he gets pretty obsessed.

“He’s found out through talking to people that you have more chance of conceiving a girl if you do things like have sex standing up on certain days of the month. He’s even checked out this website that claims to guarantee a couple having a baby girl, and there’s a book called ‘Determining The Sex Of Your Baby’, which is all about whether you can plan to have a boy or a girl.”

Victoria has even picked a name for a baby girl - Luna.

She revealed: “I love the word Luna. I know it’s a girl’s name, so maybe for the next baby.”

Not that I ever considered either of them to be all that intelligent, but thinking that standing up when having sex has anything to do with the gender of the baby is absolutely ridiculous. And then on top of it, they’re gonna name it Luna? Why not just brand the baby with a big “L” on its forhead the day it’s born to get a head start on the years of ridiculing it will unquestionably go through.