Lindsay Lohan is a homewrecker

Lindsay Lohan was totally boning “dating” Brett Ratner. But then, she walked in on him having sex with another girl.

His girlfriend.

“Brett wasn’t returning any of her calls, so she decided to stop by and say hi. Brett never told Lindsay he had a girlfriend. She had no idea. He is constantly e-mailing, texting and calling her. She just wanted to hang out. He had given her the code to his house and told her to come over anytime, so she went.” But once at the house, Lohan was shocked when she found Ratner in bed with his girlfriend, Puscau. “Alina jumped out of bed and went ballistic. They started screaming at each other and took the fight first into the living room and then out to the driveway while Brett hid in the bedroom. Lindsay said she could get Alina deported and left.”

Lindsay, you dumb whore. Didn’t you know you’re always supposed to text message the guy with your “secret message” (something like “hey, what movies come out this weekend?”) so that he knows you’re coming over? Because of you I had to sit down and have a long talk with each of my booty calls to make sure they won’t show up unannounced, and I don’t appreciate that.